A parent in a navy hoodie with a coffee watching their child walk through the school gates on a misty autumn morning

EST. 8:45AM · MEMBERSHIP COMPULSORY

Clothing for the school run.
Survived by parents.

Soft tees and cosy hoodies for the 8:45 dash, the 3:15 car-park queue and every wet play in between.

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  • Printed to order in the UK & EU
  • £5.95 UK delivery, free over £50
  • 14-day returns

Welcome to the Society

Nobody signs up.
Everybody’s a member.

It’s 8:41. One shoe is missing, the reading book is “somewhere”, and someone has just remembered it’s non-uniform day. Sound familiar? Then you’re already one of us. We make soft tees and cosy hoodies about the bits of the school run nobody posts online: the unpaid taxi service, the indoor lunchtimes, the half term that somehow lasts a fortnight.

Wear one to drop-off and wait for the knowing nods.

Navy I Wasn’t Late hoodieOrder by 8 December

Christmas gifts for parents

For the parent who’s done 190 school runs this year

Funny enough to open in front of the whole family. Soft enough to actually wear on Monday morning. Tees £19.99, hoodies £39.99.

  • ✓Order by 8 December for Christmas delivery
  • ✓Wrong size? No drama. Unworn items can be returned within 14 days of delivery.
  • ✓Printed just for them, with UK delivery for £5.95
Shop Christmas gifts Later orders may still arrive in time, but we can’t guarantee them.

The full uniform

I Wasn't Late Tee

I Wasn't Late Tee

£19.99

I Survived Wet Play Tee

I Survived Wet Play Tee

£19.99

Greetings from Half Term Tee

Greetings from Half Term Tee

£19.99

Unlicensed School Run Taxi Tee

Unlicensed School Run Taxi Tee

£19.99

School Gate Society Crest Tee

School Gate Society Crest Tee

£19.99

I Wasn't Late Hoodie

I Wasn't Late Hoodie

£39.99

I Survived Wet Play Hoodie

I Survived Wet Play Hoodie

£39.99

Greetings from Half Term Hoodie

Greetings from Half Term Hoodie

£39.99

Unlicensed School Run Taxi Hoodie

Unlicensed School Run Taxi Hoodie

£39.99

School Gate Society Crest Hoodie

School Gate Society Crest Hoodie

£39.99